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Nashville, TN – Local man Michael Fishtape has spent a lot of time and money on his board game collection. That much is obvious the moment you step in through his front door. There are shelves full of games everywhere you...

CALGARY, AB – Released on Wednesday, a video review of the popular board game Merchants of Evalimnia features a white man in glasses explaining half of the rules necessary to play. Howie Jones, 35, is a well-known board...

The CEO of major publisher Stranglehold Games, Dave Clarke, made a plea in a press release earlier this morning for assistance funding their newest Kickstarter game. “Greetings, faithful devoted, as you are no doubt well aware...

First came Collectable Card Games, then Living Card Games. Now Fiscally Flush Games have announced Ongoing Extortion, a Collectable Collectable-Living Card Games Game. “This is a groundbreaking piece of game design,” FFG’s...

ESSEN, GR – A shortage of theme paste has halted production for board games by popular designer Reiner Knizia. Reports have emerged that thousands of Knizia games could be impacted by a global shortfall in their key...

Knight Models have announced that the new expansion for the Harry Potter Miniatures Adventure Game will feature a 9 ¾ sided die, in honour of the fictional platform at London King’s Cross Station. The ‘Cross King’...

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Kickstarted in under two hours, Zombies in Space promises exciting card-driven combat, hand-painted minis, and a $500,000 stretch goal: several hours of legitimate playtesting. “The Kickstarter has been...

Local gamer Keyth Flowerwood expressed his disappointment today with his favorite designer Richard Breese, known for such classic games as Key Flow, Keythedral, Keytown, and Key to the City: London. After hearing of KeyForge’s...

NEW YORK, NY – Following a drop in the value of several major cryptocurrencies, alternative investors have begun to buy into what’s being called a “groundbreaking new coinage”: out-of-print board games. “It’s no...

CHARLESTON, WV – Over twenty churches across the Bible Belt came forward last week to condemn a new threat to American Christian values: “soulless” Euro games. European-style board games, commonly shortened to...